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And everyday, sun will shine, birds will fly and everybody will be as fucked up as always...

Had to be said ftl

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And everyday, sun will shine, birds will fly and everybody will be as fucked up as always...

Touch back, turn a bad situation into a good situation XD

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watch this.....and behold the awesome cuteness and dance in merriment!

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\"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because Chuck Norris only believes in one element-the element of surprise!\"

go savage on their ass lmao.

nuh I would first be shocked and then probably push or punch em in the face. if it was VERY VERY inappropriate then i would go godzilla on their ass

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Diafrix - 'Concrete Jungle' - [link] - Check it out

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

Actually has happened. this really big black chick at a bar walked by me and i squished myself against the wall to let her get by and she strait groped me. i guess i can say i was shocked and didnt know what to do. i mean she was huge and i was like WTF? and had this O_o look on my face.

It's bad when you can respond to this from experience xD

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Boku wa makeru wake ni wa ikanainda!

If you think Squeenix could solve world hunger if they had 1$ for every tear shed as a result of Crisis Core, copy this into your signature.

I would most likely go into some kind of shock stance, then wake up, move their hand and go "WTF WAS THAT FOR!?" If the person was female and an obvious dumbass, I would then just react like "You're... nuts..." walk away with an estranged look on my face and completely "wtf" and avoid her for as long as I could remember.

Otherwise, I would probably go insane and maybe even kick the target straight on the nose (if possible to reach such height with my foot, of course. If a kick is not achievable, then go for the good ol' punch).

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The retro spazz-flash of neutrality! Behold! Lifeless broccoli fill our pavements!
_{CS is not to be held responsible to any damage due to randomness}

I love your random polls, so fun ^_^"

Yay SAS defense trainer!

Break finger- wrist, upper arm, then dislocate the shoulder all in sequence. Theyll proabably pass out from te pain, leaving an incapacitated oppenent.

Thats the type of reason why im so happy all the time and avoid fights. Ive used it once when i nearly was mugged. I called an ambulance i felt so bad =_="

So is life,
Tra lalalala

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All i wanted was all i ever needed,
But even that had its cost.

I touch them back the same way they did to me... with force...

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"When you punch here, this should be like, 'F*ck you!' Put a kiai into it. Things like 'Eh' and 'Yuhp' are Japanese kiai. Things like 'F*ck you' and 'Asshole' are English kiai!" -Nagato Sensei

Then they die after a warning.

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I see Flying dingo's
The Gloverment compartment has sworn me to secrecy.
I may not be scary so I hired a stunt-double to hide in your closet.[link]